Notes from the Treadmill

Those big screen TVs at LA Fitness are set to CNN, ESPN, and Channel 8, and today was a lunch treadmill workout. here are my observations on today's noontime dren:

ESPN- I don't care if Jose Canseco knows who the second Kennedy shooter was, he does not deserve interview time on any station that can afford to upgrade to HD broadcast equipment.

CNN- Is that Larry King Live discussion scheduled for tonight a Clinton-Obama cage match with John McCain as the in-ring referee ? Obama's got the footwork, but the real secret here is that it's actually Clinton who's got the better left.

Channel 8- How about treating the weather as, oh I don't know, the weather, and not an impending terrorist attack...